Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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