I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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