He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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