I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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