Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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