At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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