We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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