There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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