That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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