How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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