Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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