Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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