nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
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Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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