im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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