Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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