She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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