ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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