How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
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