When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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