Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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