FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
These tits shall not be calmed
Randomize
