he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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