I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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