I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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