I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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