i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
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