brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
