We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i think i scared a bird with my dick
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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