im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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