Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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