Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.

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(937): View more from Ohio

someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking

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(816): View more from Missouri

I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Why do you think it's a no-pants party?

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.

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(408): View more from California

dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out

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(770): View more from Georgia

Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?

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(646): View more from New York

I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole

(516): View more from New York

Hahaha oops.

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