So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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