Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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