I want to make a zoo with you.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
And then he peed in my hair
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