I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Mom said you looked used
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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