I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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