dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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