I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Randomize
