What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
