Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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