Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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