So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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