we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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