I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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