Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I deserve this hangover.
Randomize
