"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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