yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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