i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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