whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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