Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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