My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
The ass gains better be worth it
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