Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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