Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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