I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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