That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine