once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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