we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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