Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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