it wasn't lemon gatorade
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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